emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

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andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

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jimthewise:

Couldn’t find a source. Anyone wanna help me out?
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bending-the-elements:

(9) Tumblr - https://weheartit.com/entry/134356237
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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

mareepe:

mareepe:

Parent looking at a pokemon: “is this a pikachu?”

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idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy
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